A few funnies

Pest Control

  A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a pest-control company. One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when her husband arrived home unexpectedly.

  

  ‘Quick,’ said the woman to the lover, ‘into the closet!’ and she pushed him in the closet, stark naked.

  

  The husband, however, became suspicious and after a search of the bedroom discovered the man in the closet.

  

  ‘Who are you?’ he asked him.

  

  ‘I’m an inspector from Bugs-B-Gone,’ said the exterminator.

  

  ‘What are you doing in there?’ the husband asked.

  

  ‘I’m investigating a complaint about an infestation of moths,’ the man replied.

  

  ‘And where are your clothes?’ asked the husband.

  

  The man looked down at himself and said, ‘Those little bastards!’ 

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A Greek and Italian were sitting in a Starbuck’s one day discussing who had the superior culture.


Over triple lattes the Greek guy says, “Well, we have the Parthenon.”


Arching his eyebrows, the Italian replies, “We have the Coliseum.”


The Greek retorts, “We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics.”


The Italian, nodding agreement, says, “But we built the Roman Empire….”


and so on and so on…


until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion.


With a flourish of finality he says, “We invented sex!”


The Italian thinks for a couple of seconds and replies quietly, “That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women!” 

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